poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

Me vs. Diabetes - FIGHT
ROUND 1
Me: That was definitely enough insulin
Diabetes: LOL NO have fun being irrationally angry and extremely dehydrated for the next two hours! <3
ROUND 2
Me: I feel pretty good now. My blood should be normal.
Meter: 113
Me: Oh wait that was the wrong meter, let me just grab the other one and...
Meter: 240
Me: Wait. No. I'll just wash my hands and—
Meter: 280
Me:
Diabetes: lol
ROUND 3
Me: Hey I didn't even feel that injection, I should be fi—
Diabetes: BLEED

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

adhdotlexia:

thisbenoura:

literally my favorite quote in the entire world

It was improv

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital