lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

staff:

g-odd-ess:

Dream Job: being part of tumblr staff and just commenting sassy gifs on people’s text posts all day.

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themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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